Voice actors needed for Trev and Eroth: Desperate Measures

If you don't want to be committed to a machinima group but still wanna be in one, this is your chance. They're small parts but necessary for the plot of my story, Trev and Eroth (World of Warcraft). There is also one position of a more long-term voice actor if you're also interested.

Now, because these lines are so short there won't be auditions, just send yours in and whoever's first, gets it. (or whoever I like first, but there are hardly any standards.) Plus the fact it's civilian, news anchormen/women so no deep kickass warriors, I think almost anybody could do these if you give effort and credibility. But there are some small requirements for each.

Any race will be accepted, gnome, human, troll, etc.
CNN: Another twenty factories have been closed worldwide...

Any Alliance race will be accepted, like no trollish accents.
Fox: The war in Northrend claimed another squadron of troops in the Icecrown glacier.

Any Alliance race will be accepted, like no trollish accents. Simply O = "simply oh" just like the letter O.[i]
ABC: Laborer nominee Simply O is making several speeches for the election. The topic? Bailout plans.

[i]Any Alliance race will be accepted, like no trollish accents. Boosh = "boo + shh"
Fox: Nationalist Grand Marshall nominee Boosh says that patience is the best way to solve this economic crisis.

Any race will be accepted, gnome, human, troll, etc.
CNN: The Siege of Westguarde has finally been broken through by Alliance air fighters.

Any Horde race will be accepted, like no gnome or dranaei accents."
BBC: Six million Horde are unemployed-

Any Alliance race will be accepted, like no trollish accents.
Fox: Assault and theft crimes throughout Azeroth have increased to a new level.

Any Alliance race will be accepted, like no trollish accents. Simply O = "simply oh" just like the letter O.[i]
CNN: Simply O wants to reduce crime if he is elected as Grand Marshall.

[i]Any Alliance race will be accepted, like no trollish accents. O = "oh" just like the letter O.
Fox: O is just says a bunch of liberal bullcrap...

Any Alliance race will be accepted, like no trollish accents. O = "oh" just like the letter O.
ABC: O's bailout plan is only going to put the Alliance into more debt...

Any Alliance race will be accepted, like no trollish accents. Boosh = "boo + shh"
ABC: Obviously Boosh doesn't have the resources to get us out of this recession. O shows he does and the public agrees. Why are you in favor of Boosh?
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(Submittion information further below. )
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This part is for a long-term voice actor, who will need to do more voices as more films are made. Fortunately for you (maybe?), this character doesn't have much air time in any film (thus less reliance) but he is an important character in the grand scheme of things. Because of this, he will need an audition.

Character Name: Nap (Short for Napoleon, you'll know why below.)

Description: A short, tempered gnome who is excellent in politics and warfare. He is Simply O's (Guy running for Grand Marshal (Alliance version of a President)). assistant, kinda like a Vice President. He is deeply "loyal" for O (more kiss-assy) because of their potential power. He talks in a French accent. <<

Audition lines: (Pwn = P'own. A "p" in from of own.)
Nap: Rather, I introduce to you, monsieur, PWN Squad!

Nap: (Thinking what to say) Um, they can raid places...take out ze Horde spies, um... kill Liches and stuff.... Military missions, monsieur. Their name's pretty obvious.
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SUBMITTING INFO
If ANY parts interest you (and I hope they do), try it out, save it and send it to NicolasGiordano@live.com. Alternatively you can tell me another way and I'll try getting it your way! I hope these are some simple lines that anybody can say! Thanks for reading it and if you try out, very much thanks to you!

-Nicolas Giordano
Chef Films